Walker, as we came home from the shopping district party: Can I use the computer for a couple minutes before you get online?
Me: Yes, but aren't you really tired?
Walker: Yes, but I'll just be a couple minutes.
Me: Okay, but please don't fall asleep in my chair. If you do I'll have to wake you up and kick you out. I hate to have to do that but I really have a lot of work to do.
Walker: I'm not going to fall asleep. Geez! I think I can stay awake for five minutes! I'm not a kid, for Pete's sake!
Four minutes later......